Monday, February 17, 2014

10 Things I Hate More Than Snow

In the midst of another snow storm, freezing temperatures, and page upon page of clever complaints and statements on Facebook, I have decided to take a different approach.

Because snow is not the worst thing in the world.

Here are ten things in the world I hate more than snow.

1. Meat - Especially bacon. Don't hate, that just means there is more for you.

2. Scary Movies - Mostly because I'm pretty sure no matter how silly the premise is, it will happen to me. Yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds.

3. Clowns - Because they are evil.

4. American Idol - I don't know if I can put into words how much I don't like that show. Though I do like a few of the artists that have been introduced to the world because of it.

5. The Real Housewives... of every region - I don't think this one needs any explanation.

6. A Flooded Basement - If you have ever had 4 inches of standing water in your basement for days upon days, you will understand this. If you haven't consider yourself ridiculously lucky.

7. Flying - Irrational... I know...

8. Paying Bills - Being in debt in general really.

9. Selfish, Uncaring People - I mean really, you're not the only person on the planet!

10. Foot Surgery - If you didn't know I have seven screws in my foot holding my bones together. It's constantly painful. It sucks.

As I finish this list I realize I could continue this list with many more things I hate more than snow like the long hiatus between seasons on the BBC, the fact that I can't spend more time writing, and my lack of travel thus far in my life. This list could take on a life of it's own and turn into a giant bitch session, but then I'm getting way off track.

My point is this.

Yes, the snow sucks.

Yes, this winter is one of the coldest in a while.

Yes, there doesn't seem to be an end in sight.

BUT!

We'll survive. We'll move on. We'll warm up when the Spring comes, and it WILL come sooner than you know, it's not like we live in Westeros or the land beyond the wall where winter lasts for years or forever!

Sending warm thoughts your way!

Much love.
E